LOL

So I study the piano with Dr. Le, and I had a funny lesson with him today. Dr. Le is very passionate and smart. He's funny, too. These quotations have not been doctored and need no explanation...

Andrew Le: (In piano lessons) Brooke! That was fabulous. The constipation is gone! You doctored that section up with some milk of magnesia!... Okay, I'm being gross.

Andrew Le: (Later in piano lessons) Brooke, do you see what these tricks can do for these constipated sections?... Geez, I'm sorry, I need to stop with the constipated references.

Also, you never know what strangers will say when you've jumped out of the shower, run around all day with wet hair in the wind, and prayed that God would not let people think you're an uncaring idiot with no regard to your appearance -

Random guy: (Walking past as I'm waiting for my piano lesson to start) Dude. NICE hair. Just had to say that.

Oh, this is a humorous Thursday, indeed.